Just getting around to this now. The opening track concludes with Ice Cube fantasizing about leaping to his certain death off the Golden Gate Bridge, in one of the worst verses of his entire career

Spotify recommended this Steve Earle techno remix to me. These algorithms are getting seriously impressive. And they’re just getting started… open.spotify.com/track/6zbkBJpy…

Well I had two children at 33. And my career? That’s weird, I can’t remember at the moment. I’ll get back to you on that

Super late on this, but: these analyses of right wing comedy podcasts ought to be taking Adam Carolla as their starting point, historically

Funny that he uses The Republic, because roughly 60% of it is an argument for banning poetry

Spotify trying to trick me with this clearly fake band, playing AI-generated CSNY ripoffs. Didn’t fool me though!

Hello from inside the organ

The thing with wonkism you can sometimes wonk yourself into total confusion and paralysis. What are we supposed to be doing again, and why? Because you’ve started your last ten sentences with “Well actually”

All for weed legalization in Germany but I just passed a woman smoking a spliff and she was sitting staring at her phone like it was a normal cig break. That shouldn’t be allowed

Reasons Americans expect British accents in cinematic depictions of the ancient world: 1) Shakespeare 2) The legacy of the British Empire 3) Italian or Greek accents would sound goofy

This one is for the adults

been an absolutely insanity inducing last 3 years. everyone has known about this and not been able to say anything, meanwhile the club, various client journalists and large sections fanbase rallied around this cunt in an unforgivable way. hope the women get justice

Germany continues to innovate in Kafkaesque product packaging with a CHILDREN’S toothpaste tube that is somehow difficult to squeeze at roughly 60% capacity

When I found out that my kids know about Labubu, I was momentarily surprised. I thought it was just some word I see on my phone occasionally. But obviously it’s some kid shit (I think?) and it’s me who should not be seeing it on my phone.

Top five North American state/provincial names: 1) Quintana Roo 2) Manitoba 3) Kentucky 4) Michoacán 5) California

It’s funny because it’s true: given their hooves and low level of intelligence, you’d expect cows to make and use rather rudimentary tools

This seems fake to me. But I guess people are increasingly just acting like they’re in little phone skits so who knows

If you didn't see this coming — that Trump's bluster about quickly "ending" the war would inevitably include wild escalations — you ARE the weakest link, goodbye!