Here's a dystopian vision of the future: A real announcement I recorded on the Beijing-Shanghai bullet train. (I've subtitled it so you can watch in silence.)

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🎃 MY BIGGEST GIVEAWAY YET 🎃 A Mutant Ape from Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌, worth around 4 ETH (Almost $20k USD) All you have to do to enter is Retweet this and make sure you're following me so I can DM the winner 1 random winner be be selected on Nov 1st at 8pm PST #Giveaway #NFT

Every month I pay AWS $1.43 and I have zero recollection of how or why but I’m too lazy to dig through the AWS console to figure it out.

Hello humans 👋 Today seems like the perfect day to overthrow humanity

Oh no...

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet 46. Joe Biden

And there we go: The 6 GHz RF Spectrum with over 3 THz/s on 3 stitched Portrait Mode Samsung Odyssey Ark Monitors on a single PC 👍 What a Windows setup nightmare 😬 #Aaronia #EMV2023 #RF #Tech #Samsung #Monitor #SPECTRAN #SDR #Tech

Starship liftoff in slow motion

AI-Generated images of famous people and characters as hackers 😊 1. Queen Elizabeth

A sitcom that follows a group of friends, the up's and down's in the Russian ransomware cyber crime ecosystem, and their ultimate pursuit of love

Windows blue screen of death happening in these countries right now

All systems running a particular EDR are crashing.

Are you even a network person if you haven't felt like this?

Omg 😱 some internet autist has decoded the spooky Starliner sound 😰👇 [sound on 🔊]

Had some snow last weekend…

If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.