HUGE NEWS: My book is here! I Never Said I Loved You is a memoir about depression, bad acting, Sisqo’s Thong Song, Bangkok sex holidays and the infinite ache of being alive. I turned my heart inside out to make this. Hope you like it. Aug 8th. Preorder: amazon.co.uk/Never-Said-Lov…

shout out to the queer filmmaker who packed their great short film into a car ad???????

A star is born 👇🏿

Actual writing is only one part of being a writer. There's also the crying, the screaming, the ritual sacrifices, the fevered wailing for a mother who loved you insufficiently, the endless mornings that begin in the wrong bed AND timezone, and the snacks. It's a full life.

Somehow I pull it off and in a way that’s sort of effortless and sexy.

Good thread.

Just finished 'I Never Said I Loved You' by Rhik Samadder. It was moving, hilarious and spoke to me so deeply. Rhik - thank you. Everyone else - buy it, borrow it, read it.

Have you seen missing 17 year-old Jessica Wright? Jessica was last seen in #Kettering on Tuesday 12 November and Northants Police believe she may be in the #Leicestershire area. If you have seen Jessica or know where she might be, please contact Northants Police on 101.

If there were any justice in the universe, insomnia would be for people who enjoyed their thoughts. As a treat.

EXPOSED: Guess who used taxpayer funds to host the lavish launch of a think tank campaigning to let American corporations run NHS hospitals? Yes, Boris Johnson. (Location: St Thomas’ Hospital - SOUND ON)

Never be afraid to speak about Mental Health. Many of us have been there too. #InternationalMensDay Talking matter

A reminder tonight that a bloviator is someone who talks at great length on a subject they know very little about.

Truly we are living in the end times. Also, you may want to read what Alan has to say.

🤭 Now you see me. Now you don’t. Jonah Holmes glides past Pau defenders on his way to one of four tries in last weekend’s win at Welford Road.

We own TheBrexitParty.com. Farage and co have sent us a long legal letter demanding we give it to him. Well, he can have the website... for a million quid, all proceeds to the Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants (price goes up £50k a day)

‘Battology’ is the meaningless and wearisome repetition of a word or phrase. #BBCLeadersDebate

Very pleased to announce the publication of my #shortstory 'Live Drop' in GNU Journal 2020. Check it out: gnujournal.com/2020-gnu-ficti… #fiction

This is terribly sad news. He was a wonderful comedian and a really lovely man and I feel honoured to have known and worked with him. The world has been robbed - he had years more joy to give. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-522624…

My suggestions for some alternative voting systems...