There are two types of people: Those who load the dishwasher correctly and those who don't. And they marry each other.

I hope you all feel thoroughly drained after today. Sorry, trained. Trained.

A rare leatherback turtle has been spotted in the waters of Loch Long after being attracted to jellyfish in the area. i.stv.tv/3LjwNw9

I have had a flurry of lovely emails from readers. Thank you to everyone who gave #WWFM at Christmas. The online reviews (Waterstones, Amazon, Good Reads) are HUGELY appreciated. #mentalillness #nursing #mentalhealth #forensics #psychiatry #bookstagram #truecrime #WWFM

Rory Stewart Have a great Coronation lunch Rory 🍕😍 And thank you for complying to our new dress code rules!

After holding my umbrella for 10 minutes in heavy rain I’m wishing that I had the sword-holding superpower strength of Penny Mordaunt!

Keen to get your female students excited about the potential of further study in maths? In our podcast, we speak to the women behind Maths4Girls, which aims to showcase some of the amazing careers involving maths ncetm.org.uk/podcasts/maths…

Christmas!! 🎄

573 years old today! 🙌 Happy birthday to us. 🎉 On 7 January 1451, Pope Nicholas V issued the Papal Bull, making UofG the fourth oldest university in the UK. Here's to the next 573+! #TeamUofG

Late night parli. ❤️ Glasgow University.

Unless you’ve followed or paid close attention to what J.K. Rowling has been saying, extremely courteously & politely for 10 long years now, & witnessed the decade-long, non-stop onslaught of the worst possible abuse, threats, lies & slander… UNLESS you’re 100% aware of how

. Led By Donkeys Carol Vorderman Have I Got News For You Private Eye Magazine Paul Brand I know others are tagging you so here it is.

I can’t sing, play an instrument, make pointless things but have many skills that make me a good person. I just don’t show off about them or publicise my face lots. I’m a fairly private person.

Delighted to announce I have accepted an invitation to join 36 Crime !