Democrats can’t get a crosswalk installed when they have all three branches, but it took Republicans 6 months to gut the entire US government like it was a Red Lobster.

The real gold diggers are the men who expect you to give them your body, take care of them, clean the house, wash their clothes, give birth to their children, manage their emotions, AND on top of that go to work and contribute 50/50 to the expenses

You need to understand that if prostitution is decriminalised everything they managed to get Combs for (not nearly enough) would've been legal. In places like New Zealand, Belgium, etc it is legal to profit from the prostitution of others and "organize it" without overt violence.

the "sex work is work", "pornography is empowerment", liberal camp didn’t just defend the political economic terrain Diddy operated on, they helped ideologically and legally cultivate it. they help sustain the scaffolding which structurally permits ruling celebrity men like him

Our toddler was watching a video of trains and my husband goes, "Boys crave infrastructure."

Genuinely dont know how to vote for governor bc i rather cut off my foot than vote for this guy after his Christmas rant about what losers we all are and how we should all be replaced with Indians.

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I struggle to care what non Americans think about America under Trump because they never respect us anyway. They think we're cultureless and stupid, so why would I worry about a mural in France? The disapproval is nothing new.

Anyway, here's my Fourth of July manicure 💅🏻

My 10 year old niece asked me where babies come from send help

When you think God is a genie

On my hands and knees begging my toddler to go back to sleep

I've made peace with an all-nighter with the toddler and now it's fun, so that's much preferred to grumpy sleep deprivation.

People whine like this about the US, then expect me to care when they disapprove of our president. Yall dont like the US at all, so why would I take your opinions on our politics seriously?

If you only love your kids for the ways they're like you, you dont actually love them.

Toddlers napping at 6pm. What could go wrong?

My mom has always said how alike my dad and I are in personality but as I get older, it kinda weirds me out.

Mom: yeah Jessica has disliked [childhood acquaintance] since she was 7. She still doesn't like her. Husband: Why? Me: I have no idea but I trust my 7 year old selfs judgment.