We're conducting an internal investigation into why they haven't been called Mark and Huw.

#BREAKING #Exclusive We are delighted to announce that Grand Cancel Adelantes will operate on HS2 between Old Oak Common and Solihull.

Admin is shocked by the hate that we have received, we have decided to stop monitoring this account.

Good work, lads. Right, get rid of it now, Parody Nigel Farage is saving us from modernisation.

High Spend 2, bankrupting Councils since 2023. Not because of production costs, but for no longer coming to that Council! theguardian.com/society/2023/d…

Merry Christmas everyone! We're laying down a tools indefinitely, we can't confirm whether or not we'll continuing building HS2.

HS2 wishes you all a Happy New Year! Here's to us not going back to digging the tunnels!

We're building HS2 to the North!

Happy Easter! Perhaps HS2 Phase 2A will rise from the dead.