btw this is why I feel bad for my friends who don’t care about politics. this is 300% more fun because i’ve followed it from the start. this is the most fun i’ve had in years

just updating to say I was wrong. today was much funnier.

Absolutely telling that JD Vance taking a walk on defending Donald J. Trump against Elon.

🚨 BREAKING: My sources tell me there’s an emergency meeting happening right now inside the Oval Office—directly related to the fallout with Elon Musk, Something big is unfolding. Stay tuned.

We don’t have to care about this until Elon drops facts about Trump and Epstein that we didn’t already know. Leak a pic. Drop a relevant date. Otherwise it’s just wrestling optics.

excited to use the presidential breakup to share that i am now the influencer manager Democrats!!!! cannot ever put into words how lucky i am to get to be chronically online for a living. creators you WILL be hearing from me. this is your warning.

A source tells Rolling Stone AG Pam Bondi intentionally inflated the number of lives saved by fentanyl seizures in a cabinet meeting not just to flatter Trump, but to troll the media. White House officials were howling with laughter about it. Read: rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

Fact check

lol the “states rights” people really show their ass once they are actually in charge

In case you were wondering what sparked the LA standoff between protesters and federal agents, this is it. Immigrants showed up for routine ICE check-ins and were detained on the spot. Hauled into the basement. Held overnight like fugitives. No warning. No due process. Just

like this?

(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP ADMINISTRATION ORDERS NATIONAL GUARD TO L.A. TO STOP PEACEFUL PROTESTS AGAINST ICE This is the moment many of us feared. Remember, Trump wants violence; he wants the martial law any violence would result in. I urge protesters to be smart and cautious.

I think nuance and respectful disagreement can be found on a lot of issues, but ICE isn't one of them. Fuck ICE. I'm rooting for their abject failure and personal misery. May the people of Los Angeles send these discount gestapo hacks packing.

As the federal government conducts chaotic immigration sweeps across the country, the state is deploying additional CHP to maintain safety on Los Angeles highways to keep the peace. It's not their job to assist in federal immigration enforcement. The federal government is sowing

The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers. That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions. LA authorities are able to access law enforcement assistance at a moment’s notice. We are in close

Funny how ICE who is so allegedly fighting undocumented gang members has only managed to round up normal working class people, traumatize children, and fight US citizens in the streets.

BREAKING The White House confirms that President Trump has signed a presidential memorandum to deploy 2,000 National Guardsmen.

You’re watching a false flag in real time Trump is thirsty to change the subject from this last week He’s destroyed the economy and his biggest donor called him a Pedo He’s invading Los Angeles because he’s lost control