Yep, I guess I made someone mad. They’ve gone all the way back to November to report stuff and try to get me banned. Time to make a backup account, I guess.

Ok, y’all. I’m being targeted. So, as a just in case, I’ve created a backup account. If you are so inclined, please follow Weapon X 2.0 so that I can keep the shenanigans going if they manage to get me suspended.

Special delivery for the assholes reporting my posts!

Ok, y’all. The migraine has been kicking my butt all day. I’m going to sleep. Thanks to all who followed my backup account and shared it. Luckily, I’m still here with this one and hopefully, it stays that way. Good night all.

Jif > Peter Pan

Good Morning,

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I'm at work

Have you seen my precious, Brother?

Do lizards ever look at snakes and be like "Lieutenant Dan!"

Women be like “Sorry I overreacted”

Sneak peek inside Patton ‘s bathroom

Screw you, ice cream man! I know you saw me

How concentrated milk is made

Y’all pay good money to go hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I do it for free I’m a jerk… hypocrites.

I spent some time today scrolling y’all’s pages. It has become abundantly clear that some of you use Chat EBT to write your posts.

Ok… you first

Good Morning to everyone who got a good night’s sleep

Have you ever wondered what life would be like today if Sir Isaac Newton hadn’t invented gravity in 1687?

Mama says that happiness comes from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue, Brother