This was such a good Jontay Porter skit by Friday Beers.

Trump: ‘We’ll Take This All The Way To The Supreme Court I Appointed’ bit.ly/45bUzUT

Umpire Pat Hoberg disciplined for violating MLB gambling rules, per Ken Rosenthal.

So you wanna be a BMF? #UFC303

Everything helps

I would have headlined it “There is now very little doubt that Covid leaked from a lab”. There’s always a smidgen of doubt about everything. My spiked article on why scientists won’t debate an accident a thousand times worse than Bhopal. spiked-online.com/2024/09/10/the…

It looks like a hit of mdma kicked in half way through this Jameis interview

3000 words. Filmed in 1 take Why Online Sports Gambling Is Bad

Enjoying the open bar at the FanDuel live final. The other 99 qualifiers are out of frame having a dope time too

NEW: Dashcam video shows the plane crash in Philadelphia. At least 6 dead, multiple victims on the ground

BREAKING: Aerial footage show wreckage, multiple fires at the site of plane crash in Philadelphia

One of those low skies, like the salt flats in Bolivia where the light reflects off the thin layer of water over the salt and creates the visual illusion that the sky is so close you can reach out and touch it. Good luck to Javonte and Miles in Dallas.

I am the next great 42-year-old white rapper.

Bro how was the show Silicon Valley so consistently 10 years ahead of its time 🤣

Regular guy press conference before week 1

You’re in the wrong section my guy

You will hear for weeks if someone hits a $50k parlay but if someone wins $2.5 million in the DFS final it’s crickets

Chris This is brave and important. I run a dog grooming business, Tails Never Fails LLC, and my brand will take a serious reputational hit if the toss comes up heads. NoVig innovating in this way drives my business forward. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Bae’s theorem

Any time I've talked to someone who plays bestball about the time value of their capital and what HYSAs/bond funds/Kalshi pay you on your funds, as compared to paying rake to lock this money for 9 months, their response ultimately comes to the point of "ok yeah but it's fun".