Telling my kids this was Peyton Manning

I've never been in a fight that doesn't end up with both of us naked.

The Chili’s waiter when he sees our squad roll in for happy hour:

Slang words that don’t exist

That’s actually Carmine Laguzio disguised as Karl Havoc

Looney tunes lookin ass

When my boss starts crying and shits himself after I kidnapped him and made him wire me $6k literally just as a prank

This is also what I been on lately. #tuesdaytexts

When my boss asks why I’m not at work today

You ever sit down at your desk on a Monday and have the urge to start crying? #MondayMood

Royce speaks from his (brand new) heart 💪 You don’t wanna miss this.

Turns out 12 beers does solve all your problems 🤝

It’s a great day to have a day 🤝

they really let us get to friday 🍺

Choose your character: pregame edition 🤝

How it feels when that first sip of a cold one hits your lips on a Friday

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