🔸Ndosaka wakafoira.

8 Zimbabwean players in the starting 11? I might have to start supporting United

I still don't get the concept behind life, what are we here for exactly?

There’s nothing like a woman who suffered by you when you had nothing. It’s all manipulation. You were both broke, struggling to build wealth. You were the best option at that point. If better options existed, she might have walked away.

shockingly, it is also taking a woman’s bra off at the end of the day

Niggas will say you fumbled a chick just because she has a nice body and the whole time she’s an asshole 😂

Parents really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr

i used to have this mental illness where i thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind

Losing the ball means I had possession

‘Dzimwe nguva mungati mwana ashaina…zvakadzvanya mai sorry sorry ndazvinzwaaaa….!’ 😫🙌😫

Stop trying to include your friends always mumadhiri, sometimes that blessing was just for you.

Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' i told her na im hungry for success LOOOOOOL🤣🤣

She did not “disappear” - she was gang raped (and I know the names) and murdered and then a conspiracy to hide her body which included a few days in the landfill before she was moved because the word got out that Dave Holloway was going to search the landfill…yes, I have the

she be rubbing her head every night pretending its Pacs

im dead serious btw. my parents saw my suicidal ideation and got me a pet that lives for 60+ years and told me i have to take care of it until it dies. and it worked.

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid btw lol

God:

Be brutally honest. In your next life, would you choose your dad to be your dad again?

Yes..and will need him to live a bit older so that i get a chance to know him better