how my mom made me wear Halloween costumes

“Do you want to accept all cookies?” I literally don’t give a fuck what happens to me

And oh yeah FUCK Spotify

He’s going to take staff and players either way lol

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

We’re so back.

Shout out to everyone doomscrolling on Christmas Day

shout out to Netflix for ruining christmas

#BillsMafia looking at anything not bolted down at Highmark today.

What a huge piece of shit looks like:

Let's be even more clear about this: -ICE's jurisdiction is ONLY on matters related to immigration. -They do NOT have normal police powers or authorities. -To stop a vehicle they MUST have reasonable cause to believe it contains an undocumented immigrant. -To draw their

If someone tries to run you over, and you shoot them to prevent it, that’s self-defense. If you kind of but not really almost get hit by a car because you’re standing near the front corner, harassing a driver with no actual legal authority, and then once you’re out of harms

Safe to say, we are all tired of ice

Notice it's the 'Black Lives Matter' people who are demanding justice for Renee Good while the 'All Lives Matter' people are defending her killer.

Hey Verizon fix your shit

Not a PEEP from Verizon Wireless as to what is going on or when it will be fixed #VerizonOutage

NO I CANNOT HEAR YOU NOW

Loser shit