Amazon niggas gotta run a 4.34 in the combine to keep they job FUCK

this is the last show i want to watch in a room full of people

When you cancel Ancestry dot com, one of the “why are you cancelling” options is “learned something unsettling”

#Daredevil Started out as an FBI agent...... ended up becoming a CIA Agent.

I already thought Elon’s mom constantly defending him on twitter was embarrassing. I didn’t even consider that Elon was the one tweeting as his own mom and defending himself, which is maybe the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen

Jaden McDaniels we love you.

#invincible

Tyrese Haliburton getting 2 votes in a year he didn't even play

Mark agreeing to Thragg's terms knowing damn well he's been to the future with King Immortal and knows for a fact Viltrumites don't succeed in taking over Earth 😭

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This isnt even shocking. This is how most MMA media is these days

IShowSpeed got emotional when he asked a young fan if he had cancer and the kid said yes 😭… turns out his mom corrected it and said he just had lice, that’s why his hair was shaved. lil bro was just innocent fr 💔😭

WHEN YOU MESSAGE THE PLAYER FOR CHALKING YA SHI THINKING THEY WONT RESPOND😂

Hooked up with a girl in college Everyone saw the start of it (drunken pizza place makeout) Long story short it came back to me that she was saying nothing happened Go out a few nights later, I see her. I’m wasted, start calling her out (don’t ask, was stupid, college Kong)

Back in the day when me and the homies were broke, we would’ve taken this as a challenge. Pulled up 6,7 deep and make you stand on your word about this. Deal would’ve lasted two weeks tops.

kenny askin draymond “what does that look like” was a great way of letting the audience know draymond didnt know wtf he was talking about

This mf Devin Vassell just jumped BEFORE catching the ball on a buzzer beating shot and made it. What the fuck

Now THIS is a true no dip shot, and I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone actually make it in this manner