.@GatlandKeith Your mom goes to college.

.Nick Cowell Ⓥ Oh it burns, doesn't it? Gus Johnson's taking soccer over! Why? Because America, that's why! #WHYGUSJOHNSON

Vinnie Mother-effing Jones! #FACupFinal #Wembley #GusJohnson

.the axe Say it with me! "LOO-KASHZ...FAH-BEE-ANSHZ-KEE"

"Zonal defense. Not a lot of man-marking going on there." This man's a genius! #EricWynalda #FACupFinal

No, Eric. He's not LITERALLY beside himself.

"Livermore...great hesitation!" I'm just making this up at this point.

"Intensity...on his eyes...and IN his eyes." I'm so bad I'm good.

.nick p Clyde Tyldesley trying to figure what's going on, worried there's a pitch invasion.

.@TheoneLiberator Ah, Americans. The Manchester United fans of world football.

FYI - DO NOT play "drink every time Gus Johnson says 'La Decima'" or you will die of alcohol poisoning. #UCLfinal

.Kyle Diller Your face.

.@TinManUnited I have feelings, you know. I bleed, I love, I breathe. I just mispronounce a name or two on the way.

.Noah Winter Yeah. Move to Europe, commie. Don't hate the Gus Johnson.

.Paradigm Sports Picks Eric could use a little help. That's why they brought me in.

Okay, me just pronouncing "Arda Turan" was a little rough, I'll admit.

The good thing about saying "with pace" on every play is is that you can just add an "s" and make it "with space!"

I'm being told that yes, there are black people in Holland. Huh.

Watching SportsCenter mangle #WorldCup highlights sets the bar at an encouraging height for me. #GusJohnson2018

Come on, ESPN FC - wouldn't you rather me commentating for England instead of these old nerds? #BlackisthenewBritish