Me during the purge

“Success is not final. Failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts” - Winston Churchill Season ended before we wanted it to but incredibly proud and appreciative of this TEAM. So many great people came TOGETHER - made this group special. TEAM. TOGETHER

White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?

Quarantine ready

I am excited to say that I will be continuing my athletic and academic career as a preferred walk on at Ohio University. Thank you to my family, friends, and coaches who made this possible. Thank you @CoachCollinsOU & Nate Faanes for the opportunity! #BleedGreen 🟢Ohio Football

when me and my parallel universe self finally link up

Very excited and happy to announce that I’ve committed to Ohio Wesleyan University. I want to thank my family, friends, teammates, and coaches that have got me to where I am today. Thank you Coach Dewitt and Nate Axelrod. Go bishops ❤️🖤

people with adhd mid-sentence:

normalize letting me talk without making any sense

I'm not downloading no new apps, if Twitter and tik tok dies that's it I'm fucking free

me whenever i talk

always feel like everyone else at the grocery store is doing a better job at grocery shopping than me

I'm talking with my roommate and we're wondering if you could swim 100 miles from the middle of the ocean back to shore - Michael Phelps 🏊‍♂️

Real friends don’t care when u have Covid 🤟🏼