Yes, I am the student aid who circled what you did wrong on the worksheet without further context. Yes, I am also the student aid who wrote "cute" next to your drawing of a chocobo with glasses. WHAT OF IT!?

I once said nobody but Radiohead was allowed to sing “Creep.” I take it back. 🙌🏽

If you think about it, marriage is just a communist micro-state. So, Christianity, and by proxy at least Europe and America, have a strong communist foundation. Which makes the the red scares in America really iron- Brain, it's four o'clock in the morning, shut it!

At this point, I'm convinced romantic relationships are two sided cases of Stockholm syndrome.

Trying to learn LaTeX coding makes me feel like I'm in that At Soup meme. Hey, I'm inserting a bracket here. What do you mean, you're inserting a bracket here?! I mean, I'm inserting a bracket here! WHY ARE YOU INSERTING A BRACKET ON TWO CLOSED BRACKETS!? RUNTIME ERROR!

Theory: a skull is more structurally sound than a wall. Experimental results: Ow. Only works for DnD players.

Alright, anyone got a hotline to Pan or Demeter? If I piss either of them off enough, I'll get turned into a goat or suffer fatal trauma and both are acceptable results to me.

Why do villains in movies always have to die in the most cowardly way possible? Like. They were planning their actions for YEARS. Death and failure is something they'd have come to terms with, AT LEAST A LITTLE, by that point.