The ratio of Sketchers commercials to people we see wearing a Sketcher is very askew.

We love this guy… instagram.com/reel/CrOQ9wpsM…

New #1 professional athlete in our books!

Or go ahead and continue using that curly hair-laden bar of Irish Spring on your face two hours after it visited your roommate’s taint.

We call this little number a “shelfie”

Pictured left to right: Jono Diener and his caretaker.

“I want an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.” — Ace Rothstein

Name an artist with a better 1-2 punch than Gerry Rafferty? “Baker Street” and “Right Down The Line” are ridiculous songs. youtu.be/Fo6aKnRnBxM

So incredibly proud of the humanitarian work our social media team is doing.

We’ll be carrying this…

Nailed it.

Man Feeling Pressure To Live Up To Conversation Between Barber And Customer In Next Chair bit.ly/3OWn6Yy

Name three things in this picture that belong in a bathroom?

When men ask us if they can use the same bar of soap to clean their privates and face?

When you really want clean hands, don’t trust any soap that leaves your epidermis intact.

Us: Who among you uses the same bar of soap on your ass and face — in that order? Most Guys:

We have stuff for that!

This is the feeling we want every gent to have after visiting our shop.