Meanwhile my tax dollars are funding his entire welfare state

The soy right devolves back into shrieking pearl clutchers whenever they get even a whiff of power.

This must be amazing if you're not really into the whole 'jokes' or 'storyline' aspects of sitcoms, and the thing you like about TV is just seeing all the colours and shapes moving around

Take a shot every time the worst person alive has “god first” in their bio

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold theonion.com/gray-lipped-rf…

“If you wear something that reminds me of something that didn’t occur to you but it happens to be something I interpret random actions in the world in relation to but you don’t so therefore you are bad” is actually schizophrenic disordered thinking

Grocery store cashier: ok ma’m that’ll be $186.00 Me: no you’re wrong

You could’ve made whatever you wanted before if you took the time to learn a creative skill instead of pushing buttons on the “steal artists work and make it look worse” machine

Mikie Sherrill won all 5 of the New Jersey counties Trump flipped last year. 🔥🔥

Republicans after every election loss:

On the New Jersey governor election, I really want to thank ThePersistence In 2021, Dems only won by 3 points But this year, after Scott's extensive work to organize and mobilize conservatives and the MAGA voter base, Dems won by 13 points Truly a gift. Thank you, Scott.

Every American after we each lose 410 pounds

here is one reason

People with ✝️ in their bio will say something completely evil and psychotic then post this image if you criticize them.

If Chuck Schumer was in charge of holding the line at Gettysburg:

HE KILLED HIMSELF

people are insane for thinking is bad idgaf disabled people who have already been born obviously deserve respect and a comfortable life, but choosing not to give birth to a child who you know will have to deal with the disability for the rest of their life is 100% understandable.

"eugenics" this "eugenics" that think with your own brain for once💀 and for the love of everything STOP equating consciously not giving birth to a child you know will have a tough life with mistreatment of living disabled people. it's NOT THE SAMEEEEE

The White Race Saviors continue to be browner than expected.