Massive kudos to Dishoom Manchester - I asked for a menu without calories but they didn’t have one so one of the staff (Georgia) took a menu and scribbled out all the calories for me 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Anaïs Nin:

Baby has been dropped at nursery. Husband has gone to work in London for the day. Ocado order has been unpacked. Time to enjoy breakfast before my calls start and yes I will be eating two chocolate croissants! #momentsthatmatter

While my mum thinks there should be a David Flatman Suite, a Duncan Bell End is surely more appropriate.

No Water UK it is not ok for water companies to use our precious rivers as toilets to prop up obscene profits and bonuses. Spend bill payers' money on the service, not servicing yourselves. It's our water - keep it clean and safe for all. Feargal Sharkey WWF Water 💧🐟

A bit grim in the River Bollin at #Macclesfield this morning. Whatever toxic waste has been dumped in there has killed all the fish. #StormHour

Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps Please do not put words in my mouth. No, I do not think it is right nor moral to tolerate criminal gangs trafficking the vulnerable people, but by not giving the asylum seekers safe routes you are exacerbating the problem.

Amazing. His best yet

Morning! Your reminder… That election rigging doesn’t come more obvious than this:

Michael Fabricant has the air of a man who came ninth in a Donald Trump Lookalike Competition, went to Turkey to surgically alter himself to look more like Donald Trump, re-entered the Donald Trump Lookalike Competition, and came tenth.

Same old Lanky, always cheating...

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When your water company's sewage monitor goes 'offline' at a high discharge-risk time, it might be worth checking on where it discharges.

Once again the picture quality on TNT Sports discovery+ makes the game unwatchable… the person in the support centre couldn’t help other than saying it was a problem lots of people were experiencing and they needed time to sort it out. Really frustrating.

“…. the Islamists, the extremists and the anti-Semites are in charge now” Last time I looked love we had a Conservative government in charge and we’ve been in power for about 14 years 🤷🏽‍♀️ I swear the desperate and divisive bull💩 that some of my colleagues spout is

It is hard to feel compassion towards someone who goes abroad to support a radical group that detests our country's values, but she was clearly not bright enough to know better, and that's why I don't think Liz Truss should be stripped of her citizenship.

This is absolute nonsense Kemi and you know it. I met you alongside other colleagues over a year and a half ago and the definition was explained to you in detail - you were asked to detail your concerns / any objections and the basis of it . You DID NOT follow up. Instead all

Don’t really understand the point of the South African teams being in the Champions Cup. Spoils the integrity of a European competition, doesn’t work for fans and it looks like the clubs themselves can’t be bothered to send their best players. #InvestecChampionsCup

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