eating dinner w ur friend is like wait this zucchini is rly good. it can be like that but also lots of other things as well. life is so full it’s almost impossible to describe. and of course full of pain as well

I have NEVER hooked up with Jax Taylor!!!!! EVER

They already made a cure for all ailments it’s called lemonade flavored vitamin water

Nicole no bacon

Absolutely addicted to clicking a link on instagram advertising a cute sweater and it being $400

I like that everybody dresses on theme. It’s like going to the Renaissance Fair but it’s a bunch of Midwesterners dressed up like they’re in Brooklyn

hey man sorry I’m late. I just saw a young girl running and playing on the same street where I too was once a young girl running and playing

Why is he in the Dunphy house

Thinking about The Nicole

fly high angel… i will never forget you and your loser dispositions

Another Simple Favor AND Now You See Me Now You Don’t…. What a great time to be me ….

They are ticketing all the houseboats docked at the himbo dome fyi

Notice how Lorde has a song called tennis court and not pickleball court tired of yall pushing that fake sport

Shout out to all my short kings at the waxahatchee concert, I’ve never been able to see a show so well in my life