What is it that the Vikings were celebrating in the locker room 3 weeks ago? How embarrassing, in hindsight

A map of 49.5 states

Does Richard Pryor automatically get all the extra pennies that get rounded down to the nearest nickel?

Being smart makes you walk faster

Sam Altman is obviously a super villain

I believe that discontinuing Coke for New Coke, was just a marketing scheme to ensure that everyone alive tried New Coke

Note to self: Never ever ever piss off an autistic billionaire, whose autist super power is hyper focus on absolutely everything

Belichick is going full thanos here

signüll Legend has it that Kelvin McKenzie fired The Sun newspaper’s astrologer with an email that began, “As you are no doubt already aware…”.

My least favorite is when people watch the entire checkout process, then wait until after the cashier gives a total before digging through their purse or wallet. What... were you surprised that they expect you to pay at the end? 🤦‍♂️

Oh no, Mr Bill

Good morning . Andy passed away peacefully this morning beside his loving family. We thank you all for your support and love over the years. This was a genuine space of laughter and kindness. Please carry this spirit on in honor of Andy. As always, Faturday forever and FTB .

Justin Bieber and Britney Spears should get married, then have cameras filming them 24/7

MacKenzie Scott is the hottest woman on earth

It's time to increase FMLA from 6 weeks to 14 weeks, to cover 7 weeks before any after childbirth