I want to text my dog

ladies say that want a bad boy but the second i smoke crack in a dicks sporting goods bathroom i'm suddenly an unfit match

Shawty a whole wife why would I entertain you bitches.

it's international women's day so i will suck on any titties for absolutely free for the next 24 hours to show my utmost respect to your hard working ladies

I am the LeBron James of being tired

This is what happens when you pump doge. The market punishes u for these sins

PHILLIES WIN, PLAY THE SONG!

Saka letting Nwaneri bury City tonight

NBA Player- “I can’t play in the back to back because my knee is a little sore 😖” NHL Player- “I am willing to die for my country in this exhibition”

They got Mbappe we got Anne Hathaway