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Goater’s Motors

@goatersmotors

Multiple business owner. Proud proprietor of: Horlock’s door locks, Tiatto’s Patios, Balotellys and Radios. Manchester City fan. Dad of Freddie and Oscar.

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calendar_today20-08-2019 14:49:51

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Can’t help thinking about Jota’s parents. I have two sons, I can’t imagine both of them dying at the same time. I just don’t know what I’d do. How do you live on after that?

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Since when did I have to pay an extra £50 a year for a permit for my green bin to have garden waste in it? Fuck Trafford council.

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Going to Porto at the end of the month with the lads. Anyone got any recommendations for a group of early (mid) 30s blokes, mostly married with kids, who are trying to pretend they’re younger and more energetic than they are?

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We all knew it was him. THEY knew it was him. THEY played him every week. THEY cheered him every week. Football has an enormous problem with overlooking this stuff for their favourites.

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Awful by the way that instead of spending the week talking about the tragedy of yesterday and Jota, the online discourse is now about that monster.

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Just clocked that my 4 year old got chicken pox on 8/7/22, exactly 3 years later on 8/7/25, my 1 year old got them. That’s a fucking weird coincidence

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Not sure why everyone’s still talking about MGW. In a midfield of Rodri, Reijnders, Gonzalez, Foden, Cherki, Bernardo (he’s captain so he’s going to play), Kovacic and Gundo, why would we also be buying him?

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You know the market has gone mad these days because I’m seeing people saying £60m for MGW is a great deal. That’s more than we paid for De Bruyne. Absolute madness.

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Quite fun seeing that being a “Maine Road” fan is an insult to these online fans. Without Maine Road Twitter, there wouldn’t be a club for you lot to support.

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Some people wake up after a night out with the hangover regret of who they pulled the night before. United fans all waking up remembering they drunkenly did the Poznan last night.