MINIMUM WAGE SHOULD COVER RENT, FOOD, HEALTHCARE, AND TRANSPORTATION. IF IT DOESN’T, IT’S NOT A LIVING WAGE.

The flight attendant said to put your laptop away, friend

byeirland

Unpopular opinion: 20° with 10” of snow is better than 95° and humid

The feminist pervert is a lonely but righteous path.

god has lifted me up by the thong and has blessed be abundantly !!!!!

“I had pretty bad farts on Thanksgiving” “Massive tailwinds?” “Oh yeah.” “Hey, what’s that smell?? It’s sort of nutty!”

“I got the impression that you didn’t like the muppets.” “Well… I didn’t like Sesame Street.” “What? Why??” “Well, I didn’t like their politics”

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

Intangible Jeeves yes the children yearn for the AGENDA!

“I could smell you when I saw those pants !!

girl whatEVER

Alexa ♡ elegantly and femininely adjusting My thong

i am screaming how is this 120 years old

“Dont suppress what you’re best at” 🥺 dad

Avoid going on a family trip to Egypt

I dreamt that he was a gay nail technician???

I was in the top .01% of listeners to WOMEN this year

Dreamt Luis was in love with me but wouldn’t be my boyfriend because he was Québécois and living in Los Angeles … he did tell me he loved me !