Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

If Rashee Rice scores a touchdown and the Chiefs beat the Bengals today, we'll give a Rashee Rice autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

If Nick Bolton gets a sack or an interception and the Chiefs beat the Falcons tonight, we'll give a Nick Bolton autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

If Leo Chenal gets a sack or forces a fumble and the Chiefs beat the Panthers today, we'll give a Leo Chenal autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!