Lotus Turtle announcement coming April 1, 2026.

UK Police arrive at a man's house to arrest him for his Xbox 360 gamertag for muh RACISM and "hate speech" against Asians (the man's username was ChingChongChinaman) the UK police promptly dropped the case once they realized the man himself was Chinese.

"I'm too scared to talk to this girl" What your ancestors did on a random Tuesday:

People forget Dragonite is a real dragon and Charizard is just a tall lizard, this is canon. 😝

This is how "Nothing Else Matters" sounds with an electric guitar of 14 strings.

He had this huge song in 2000 about getting high, so anyway these cops busted into his house and he makes this song about poundcake to make fun of the cops… trust me it’s hilarious

How is because I got high now the least iconic thing I've seen him in, he's earned a higher place in the record halls forever more!

Los villanos siempre tienen doctorado. Dr. Doom, el Dr. Octopus, el Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Hannibal Lecter o el Dr. No. Incluso el Dr. Frankenstein o el Dr. Evil. En cambio, los buenos suelen quedarse en la maestría, como el maestro Yoda, el Maestro Roshi, el Maestro Splinter, el

if you still think death is the end, if you're plagued by the anxiety of it all, you need to go listen to anita moorjani’s near death experience. truly the most insane death/healing testimony i've ever come across, and i've studied NDEs for a while. you'll never doubt it again

A 25y old kid at Lockheed who’s had a TS SCI for 3 years knows more about clearances and classification than a veteran decades long UFO researcher/civilian who’s never held a clearance. I said what I said.

you only get: 1 summer with them as a baby 3 as a toddler 5 as a child 3 as a preteen 6 as a teen so let them run barefoot, turn on the sprinkler, cut up the watermelon, chase fireflies under fading golden skies because the summers of sticky hands, sun tired kids, and slow

U.S. Vietnam soldier recounts the loss of his closest friend in battle

I have no words! I’ve watched it several times and I’m ashamed of that.

Cancel all tariffs on Japan and mail everyone a Green Card.

Humans are the best, outstanding.

A day late but never short on the dollar, Gil Orona and his Lotus Turtle are back home in Texas, in any season I could never tire of this view, it feels good to be back on native soil. Parts of that endeavor of mine are still in works I can't impart, they don't have enough form

The Demons that you don’t fight in this lifetime, your children will have to face them.