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Starting my 6th year of retirement as I mean to go on.

I’m dating a bin lady at the moment but I can never remember if I’m supposed to take her out on a Monday or a Wednesday.

A friend who’s on holiday with us in France asked if I had a Philips screwdriver to tighten up his suitcase wheel. I loaned him my trusty old Leatherman multi tool. I just realised that he’s a magistrate and I loaned him an illegal locking knife. Oops.

Come on guys, you can’t hide a Beluga behind a shed.

Well here’s a weird one. Had a buzzing noise in the loft, went to investigate expecting a wasp nest. All I found was half a dozen bumble bees wandering around and signs of burrowing in the corner. Do bumble bees burrow? And, more importantly, what do I do about the bees ?

I've started to breed racing deer. 🦌💨💵 Just trying to make a quick buck.

A couple of these here. lol. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Investigated the bees in our loft and they’re European Tree Bumble Bees, which aren’t that common. I hear them rustling and humming above the bathroom ceiling. I asked a friend to find out where they got in but I can’t fix the hole until winter because, well, bumblebees.

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Helloooooo 👋 It's Sunday Have a lovely relaxing day 😀

As a child I was asked to walk the plank. We were a poor family and couldn’t afford a dog!

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Currently in hospital… Yesterday was not been a good day. After spending the last few weeks working flat out, I decided to go horse riding which is something I haven’t done in ages and it turned out to be a huge mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, which was

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It’s going to be pretty hot in London this week. Try to be as cool as you can whatever the weather and wherever you are. #HotWeather #London