i laugh a lot! at myself. on purpose.

they should do a season of SURVIVOR where they drop parents who don’t believe in vaccinating their kids on an island and the first challenge is we never let them back into society

How many gecs is too many gecs? Asking for a friend

tried and failed 😭😭

My new music video for "Adam & Steve" is OUT NOW: youtu.be/mViZtUHqDg8 Please & thank you for helping me share this with the world💙🙏💙

The big Spotify New Music Friday playlists aren’t necessarily a good thing for all. Those playlists are so scattered in terms of genres so your song could see a very high skip rate versus focused playlists. That may harm its trajectory on the platform. Focus on your core...

Just met Joe “Legacy Blue” Stapleton !! Total legend and nice dude 🥳

Was a pleasure, Jeff! If you can’t make the Laugh Factory Tuesday (7pm 11/26), never speak to me again. JAYKAY. Holler next time I’m doing a show and we’ll hang! That goes for the rest of youse too! (But especially this Friday in Vegas and Tuesday at the Laugh Factory).

John Geeda *comedy

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1st RADAR is a heater!! Thank you Xriss and HOLLAPHONIC 🙏 instagram.com/p/B-QUY1unmPD/…

How could a sport where you only turn left, be so right NASCAR

Impeaching every public official who endorsed Trump's undisguised effort to overturn the election seems like a totally reasonable and proportional response to me.

Entering this dumbness into the record: I've been listening to Wstdyth for a good solid year, mentally pronouncing it "WestDeath" every time. Most of the songs literally start with a producer tag that goes "wasted. youth." The twitter handle wastedyouth has a display name. Sigh.

Has anyone seen Adam Duritz since Marshmello came on the scene is a question not many ask. Last Counting Crows album 2014. First Marshmello release 2016. CC = Christopher Comstock and Counting Crows.

Wordle 219 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The confusion of Julius Caesar stepping out of the Bill and Ted Time Machine and being told Latin is the world’s biggest music genre.