Haha was a blast hanging with ya!!

I dunnno if y'all remember all the way back to August 2022, but the closing stages of EPT Barcelona were about as exciting as any event I've ever seen. If you're in the USA, the final table airs this Friday night on FS1. Times are all over the place, so check your local listings!

I’m getting so owned here

Yes, let’s unpack this rob delaney joke. People unironically follow and retweet this woman. How embarrassing to consider someone this dumb and/or dishonest to be any sort of thought leader.

The CEO of NPR called out *specific errors* in this dipshit's piece. (There were many.) He's responding by whining, quitting, and moving on to the 'professional victim' phase of his career. Hope the Joe Rogan appearance is worth it buddy.

My work here is done.

Since everyone’s talking about my 103,000,000 viewed video, I thought i’d post some screenshots of the analytics.

This video alone has resulted in 236,000 new subscribers, by far the craziest stat of all…

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This is what happens when Trump and all the seditionists in Congress who supported him aren’t immediately arrested, charged, tried, and sentenced within weeks of the transfer of power. Dipshits like this who called it an insurrection at the time get to rewrite history.

Daaaaaaaang.

I’m producing Anthony DeVito ‘s new stand-up show about his family and insane experience in organized crime. It’s very funny and also incredibly fucked up and fascinating, He’s running it at Union Hall in Brooklyn 4/17 at 10PM. Highly recommend checking this out.

Today Patrick Tardif sent me a 2 min voice note explaining the basic rules of RAZZ and a brief strategy of how to play (I had never played RAZZ before)

I AM NOW AN ONSCOOP RAZZ CHAMPION PokerStars Ontario (win #3 of the series)

Was genuinely very impressed with the research these fellas (nerds) did. I mean, look how deep they went to find a picture where I look this professional.

Police body cameras are a lot like the McDonald’s ice cream machine

These guys ask some really thoughtful questions. Assholes.