Alpha Male Constipated theonion.com/alpha-male-con…

Old People were so wise back in the days when you couldn’t fact check them instantly

Back when actors didn’t run around all the time

Because every heart can feel affection

Sorry, but I’m just really into radiatori rn

A charming, somewhat funny little factoid is that DiCaprio's whole interest in Climate Change and Environmentalism was sparked by seeing Princess Mononoke on a lark in the late 90s lol

No big deal, just a deer scoring a goal then celebrating..😲

Hey. Even if your knife skills aren’t that great or your kitchen & budget is small, you can still cook yourself really delicious & beautiful food. Take your time & try recipes that don’t require fancy equipment. Remember, like anything, it takes patience & practice

I’ve been vegan for about 12 years and I’ve saved you selfish bastards 2,628,000 gallons of water and you just buy it back from mega-corporations in plastic bottles and use golf courses

Legitímate journalists have been seeking an interview for years, because u r not 1, you get the interview

Psst. Hey. A good way to say ‘fuck you’ to out-of-control capitalism and government lobbying is by not contributing to like 85% of it…become a vegan 🌱

Best Supporting Role in a Short Film: Mary Ann

brands running low on International Women's Day ideas

I was drinking an ice cold Diet Coke and thought, "they should make Diet Food. Like, low to no calorie food that still fills you up" and then I realized I was just describing vegetables.

I made milk from plants in my kitchen in 7 minutes. It’s weird that folks still use cows to filter plant milk in the 21st century 🐮

Happy Earth Day 🌎