Everyone thinks I hate cheese. I do, it's horrible, but I like it on pizzas and I like cheese and onion crisps. I eat these things in secret when my family are out. I am 40 and have no idea why I can't just admit to this.

Whoever invented Tapas clearly wasn't doing the washing up.

Raising Dementia Awareness Liverpool University Hospitals NHS FT behaviours of concern in dementia patients requires creativity & patience
Techniques like redirecting their attention, providing meaningful activities & a calm environment can help
#luhftdementiaweek24 #Alzheimers Ged Jennings

Best mate of 20 years got me to shave his back the other night. We are both single and straight but it was hands down the most 'married couple' thing we've ever done.

Singapore has the right idea, chewing gum should be banned.

Punctuality is the simplest common courtesy you can give to others. I don't care if there was traffic, or 'something came up'. When you're late, you're saying one thing, and one thing alone: 'My time is more important than yours.'

Absolutely spot on

Im 44. And still can't!!

There are two types of people; those that think that Paul Mcartney was the best songwriter in The Beatles and those who are wrong.

Loved being part of scouse school yesterday Liverpool University Hospitals NHS FT. I've always been proud to come from Liverpool, but hearing stories about heritage, politics, music& 'scran' (where was pea whack soup?!) I felt it more. people from all over choosing to live here made me feel so proud.

Kyle walker

I'm a 40 year old bloke and don't know how to properly bleed my radiators

It’s official I’ve got my degree in nursing! Honours, Class 1
Thank you to everyone that has supported me through the years and got me to this point! I truly appreciate it!
And a special thank you to Ged Jennings for being an incredible mentor and always picking up the phone 😂

Ooh im famous.

Our away games next season

Oranges would be the king of fruits if they weren't so unpredictable. Last week I bought six perfect, sweet, heavy bundles of orangey perfection. This week - same shop, same price, same stickers - six bags of dry shite.

Phil McNulty