My mate Raj can’t talk. Mute Asian? No. It’s not genetic. He had a serious brain injury as a kid. 😬 #sidesplittingsunday

Sax and the City #ASongOrMovieForSomethingNice

I’m going to roast some beef later…then I’m going to take the piss out of some chicken. #sidesplittingsunday

I was walking through the streets of Buenos Aires, when someone threw an Indian starter at me. Argie bhaji? No. We had a good laugh about it. #sidesplittingsunday

Of all the patron saints, George asda be my favourite. #SillySaturday

What’s Batman’s favourite 80s group? T’Pau *On a serious note: Never get into fight if you’re holding a teacup or any type of china in your hand… #SillySaturday

Got on a bus the other day; the driver looked just like the singer from T’Pau. Decker double? No. Single. #SillySaturday

Fox and bear went shopping. Bear spent ages looking at all the delicious cheeses, which made fox very cross indeed, for he was of a nervous disposition. “I just can’t decide,” sighed bear. “FFS! Come on Bear!” growled fox. So bear chose Brie, just to spite him. #SillySaturday

The Rickshawshank Redemption #ASongOrMovieForTransportMeans

Deuce Pedalo #ASongOrMovieForTransportMeans

Bus tour #ASongOrMovieForTransportMeans

Bonjour, Joe Bangles CBE! Ça va?

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My mate buys Jamaican meat treats for his dog. He’s always got his hand in his pocket, playing with the packet. Jerk rustle? No, it’s a Cocker spaniel. #sidesplittingsunday

A shower

I was getting seconds at a healthy ‘all you can eat’ buffet when I bumped into one of my favourite Liverpool players… More salad? No. Andy Robertson. #SillySaturday

The Boxer #ASongOrMovieForDomesticAnimals

Big Gerbil in Little China 😬#ASongOrMovieForDomesticAnimals