Blimey - Tusk says ‘I ve been wondering what a special place in hell looks lke for people who promoted Brexit without even a sketch of a plan how to carry it out safely’

Roger Griffin .This is what the Vote Leave said during the referendum “taking back control is a careful change, not a sudden stop – we will negotiate the terms of a new deal before we start any legal process to leave.” So no deal wasn’t what people were asked to vote for in 2016, was it?

So, to coin a phrase....nothing has changed. PM confirmed Parliament will have opportunity to vote for a v short ‘technical’ extension, but has NOT today taken ‘no deal’ off the table. Time for Ministers to step up...... Basil Ó Héalaigh 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

1. Move everyone out of the Houses of Parliament. Clear every building within half a mile. 2. Blow the place up. 3. Rebuild it in a way that works and doesn't fawn over a vulgar idea of the past. Much of our diseased politics is embodied in that building.

Finaly a sensible vote (which will be defeated)

I'm not all together convinced Theresa May has ever actually met people

I know, so called experts.

This is apparently not an April Fool. 43 MPs seek Commons approval to give away their right to determine UK trade policy, so that a Greek or Maltese EU Commissioner and Latvian & Slovene MEPs would have more say than they do.

Of course! How did we not see it? The change that 17.4m demanded was lower taxes for high earners; genius! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Boris Johnson skips a press conference because of a demo. I once watched Margaret Thatcher land in Zambia, charge down the aircraft steps in the dark into the middle of a hostile crowd & give an impromptu presser even though she'd been told people might throw acid at her.

Clever analogy! I might use that in a question to Leavers ...

Britain left embarrassed by juvenile behaviour of Saga Holidays group on coach-trip to Brussels:

60% of the bacon eaten in the UK is imported from the EU 80% of the tomatoes likewise 100% of the haricot beans come from outside of the UK Good news is we're self sufficient in eggs. Good luck to the 17.4 million set to pay considerably more

. Boris Johnson’s political career has become a Greek tragedy. You finally get the job you’ve coveted all your life only to realise a) it’s unbelievably difficult b) you’re not very good at it c) it’s nearly killed you already d) you haven’t protected the people from death & harm

Dear Amazon For years now you have now used Royal Mail to do the last mile delivery to us. Never had a problem. You now use your own delivery service. Out of two deliveries one I had to talk into us (took 20 minutes) and todays one is said to have been delivered but isn't.

Live feed of Starship SN10 flight test → spacex.com/vehicles/stars… x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Might of had one too many sherbets tonight. Shouted out to Nadine Dorries as I was leaving the Strangers Bar “he’s never going to shag you!”

There is no EU legislation dictating passport colour. The UK could have had any passport colour it wanted and stay in the EU theguardian.com/commentisfree/…