🗣️ “Is Haaland the most complete centre-forward we have ever seen in this game?”. 🇦🇷 Pep Guardiola: “The most complete centre forward ever seen is Lionel Messi”, tells beIN SPORTS.

💥🎙️TALK OF THE TOON IS BACK‼️💥 🚨TONIGHT @ 6:30pm 🚨 Loaded Mag NUFC 🔥🔥🔥panel in place as Geordie Josh Jonathan Greenwood Geordie Dread TV (Specks Fari) Funmbi Omotayo & The Magpie Channel Matty TMC join us LIVE to talk all things #NUFC #Howe #Mitchell and more 💥 youtube.com/live/T2xUao6u_…

William Osula. That's it, that's the tweet Newcastle United #EmiratesFACup

⚪️✨ Special moment for Callum Olusesi as he makes his Tottenham debut tonight in Europa League. Ange Postecoglou and the club fully trust him for present and future.

Embarrassing stuff from Sky🤦🏾‍♂️ Newcastle United score a goal and yet you go on to talk about Arsenal 🤷🏾‍♂️ Desperate they are….desperate 🤣🤣 #NUFC

Always in our hearts 💜

EXCL: Hearing Newcastle will attempt an ambitious move for Bukayo Saka in summer. Deal difficult to do in January, but NUFC hope he will fill the hole on their RW. Player keen on joining boyhood club. Will be the first priority after Alexander Isak signs a new deal. #AFC #NUFC

After six years at the club, we can confirm that Miguel Almirón has joined Atlanta United on a permanent deal. Thank you for giving us some incredibly special memories, Miggy. Wishing you every success in the future! 🖤🤍

RT IF YOU'LL FOREVER ROOT FOR ANTHONY DAVIS

WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED CARABAO CUP WINNERS #wedontdoquiet

I am PROUD to say we have one of the best midfielders in European football🤩 ▪️He’s a machine ▪️A technician with the ball ▪️A heart the size of a lion 🦁 It’s a pleasure watching this man play football ⚽️ #NUFC ⚫️⚪️ #Tonali 🇮🇹

Our 76 Comedy Club is back next Friday! 🎭 🔸 Dave Thompson 🔸 Rosie Wilby 🔸 Funmbi Omotayo 🔸 Richard Morton Tickets from £12.50 per person. Doors open at 6pm for an 8pm start. 👊 🎟️ borotickets.co.uk

Fun times performing Stevenage FC 🔴⚪ comedy night with Dave Thompson Funmbi Omotayo Richard Morton 🤩 🎤 #comedy #StevenageFC thanks Tony Vino for the gig 🙏

Ready for an unforgettable Bank Holiday weekend? Join us at The Glee Club for a night bursting with belly laughs and top-tier comedy 🙌 We’ve got this outrageously good line-up headed your way: Gary Delaney is writing the next tour, Connor Burns Comedy, Ingrid Dahle & Funmbi Omotayo 👌 🎟️ bit.ly/LeedsWeekendCom

The Tennis Letter Too late, Sabalenka. You said what you said. Appreciate your PR team got to you and asked for you to soften your tone. But not buying any of it as authentic. Bottomline, you are a fake nice girl and sore loser. Will be easy to root against you in the future.

Watching this makes me so happy 😊 All the naysayers All the doubters Eddie Howe rose through it all x2 Champions League Qualifications Caraboa Cup Winners 2025 🏆#NUFC Eddie Howe’s black and white army ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️

we don’t talk about her enough. she was the best character this season, and her death was the saddest. give this woman all the awards NOW #SquidGame

World Comedy Clash returns to The Glee Club on Sun 19th Nov for a comedy battle between Jamaica and Nigeria 🇯🇲 v 🇳🇬 Featuring: 🌎 Junior Brooker (host) 🇯🇲 Aurie Styla 🇯🇲 Shabbz Kariem 🇯🇲 Kayleigh Loudmouth 🇳🇬 toju comedianxl 🇳🇬 Funmbi Omotayo 🇳🇬 Lateef Lovejoy 🎟️ bit.ly/WorldComClashB…

Teach your kids about Assata Shakur. Winnie Mandela. Teach your kids about African women who gave their lives to the struggle.