Don't tell me this gay shit ever again

Roblox fnaf jumpscare scared me so bad I screamed and my grandma rushed into the room thinking something had happened to me

Shoving sharp things in my ears and becoming really deaf really fast

If you have a ton of friends and a boyfriend but still post yourself hiding in the school bathroom vaping by yourself that's cultural appropriation

Dude

I am sleeping with the sheets of metal the repair worker just abandoned on my bed Goodnight

Just ate a pound of peas and it felt so good I'm thinking about how I never want to eat any ultra processed food ever again

Forgot about some gay mental health appointment now they're coming to my house what the fuck can't we just reschedule. Why are they just allowed to do this

I drain my canned tuna by putting it into toilet paper and squeezing the excess oil out then I repeat a few times until it's dry and I eat it by using the last piece of toilet paper as a plate

I'm glad I got my dog 5 years ago because nowadays I would have named him some bullshit like nettspend

I was showering and repeatedly trying to turn down the volume on my phone without looking and it started dialing some emergency contact what the fuck did I just do

That one friend you lowkey touch

I named my cat wife in this cat simulator game nettspend ohh fuck We're having a fmaily ohh fuck im so exfcited

Reuniting with a mutual you had on an old account feels like this

I woke up with the most evil sore throat ever then I fell asleep again and had a crazy vivid dream in which marjorie wc sinclair was my neighbor and we hung out even if he's like 8 years older than me

Anyone want to see the phlegm I just coughed up

Free will

i am not fat im just big boned

Hey marjorie mutuals I made this