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Fresh Johnson

@freshjohnson

Part mermaid, part unprofessional dancer. I talk on the radio and I know how to embalm people.

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How can I pour you a drink if my bottle empty? Normalize #MentalHealthDays. @ Out of Office instagram.com/p/CN5sPUWFNVh/…

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At this point, I don’t even want my 40 acres and a Mule anymore. We just need to start from scratch…no stealing this time tho.

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After what seems like a decade hiatus of consistent tweeting, I’m back. I love that Jay Bilas is still dropping bars every single morning.

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Journalism is one thing. Cyber-bullying is another. At some point, you gotta question one’s seemingly unhealthy obsession with someone they hate. Furthermore, if you’re a journalist, why do I know your disdain for a figure?

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And that’s no shade to ppl up in age turning new leaves, because with this most recent degree, I’m doing just that. I’m talking about niggas out here looking exponentially stupid on Beyoncé’s internet for clicks, likes and follows.

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A lot of y’all would be easier to digest if y’all just admitted that y’all mamas don’t like y’all, and that’s why you hate black women. Also note that Nia wouldn’t smash y’all with a borrowed puss. There, I said it. ::wipes forehead::

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I just witnessed a child have a meltdown in the pumpkin patch because he wanted to go to the pumpkin patch. That he was standing in. LMAO Y’all parent every day? Oh my God. 😂

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I hate how dusty our #SkyClub is in MSY. My fork is icky and my flute has lip prints on it. The staff is always impeccably kind, but there's def a quality control issue here Delta ...this is how people stay sick