I'm an ambulance driver. You guys would be suprised by how many people just writhe on the floor in pain. That's it. That's their life.

I can confirm that subliterate zoomers are increasingly unable to deal with third-person narration. My high school students are so utterly fried by Tik Tok that they can only read Bernhard, Sebald, Ernaux etc.

the woke blues brothers: do you have gender here? hopelessly parochial small town barmaid: we got both kinds...male and female (the woke blues brothers glance knowingly at the camera)

This is what your average elementary school child is watching on his phone while the teacher is trying to tell them about the Civil War

Imagine just trying to rob a warehouse in peace and then out of nowhere you get taken out and permanently crippled by Gay Batman

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “kill anyone who disagrees with you”

my contact at the rat factory says the new rats will be "very loud" and make a "grinding" sound when they think

Playing this game in like 2007 made me probably the angriest I have ever been. I miss it