NYT today vs the Onion

Scrolling and seeing all the non Semenyo owners tweets.

We all know someone like this 😅

Do you stand with humanity?

The correct answer to the question “Watkins or Wirtz?” apparently wasn’t “both” like I did, but “neither”.

Does Bruno get a DEFCON for that pen? Some clearance that

Why are we not talking about this?

This guy openly praises the mass killing of Palestinians and calls for more of it, including babies, but is now giving lectures on not 'celebrating' deaths.

Haaland triple captainers today

Imagine if Hamas did this to jews

Israel has violated the Gaza ceasefire 47 times since the truce began in early October, resulting in 38 Palestinian deaths and 143 injuries, according to Gaza’s media office. Just today, 11 members of the same family were killed when the bus they were traveling in was struck by

This picture is 13 years old…

Micky van de Ven against Everton: ⚽️ 2 goals 💪 Clean sheet 👊 10 DefCon 📈 3 bonus points It doesn't get much better 🤩 #FPL

Had a class of worried teens for careers' day. I looked them in the eye and said... "Have the confidence of an Fantasy Premier League expert advising others how the game should be played" The kids all nodded, teary-eyed, chests inflated and applauded. It was emotional. #FPLCommunity

Haaland as soon as people start captaining defenders in FPL.

🚨 #𝗙𝗣𝗟 𝗧𝗜𝗣𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 #𝗚𝗪𝟭𝟭 🚨

They burned a two year old child to death and celebrated it at a wedding These are terrorst being funded by America

Joao Pedro punishes me before I owned, when I owned and now after I sold The ultimate full circle of pain 😂 #FPL

Richards 8 defcons 😍