Winter Tires??? Pfft, we chuck da guuurls in deuh back and we get loutts of traction.

Goood Job to uz Dummmb Azz Pukes out Eassst, uz abouuut as smert as a Haaalf Screwwwed Chicken fuur voooting for this POS....Justin Trudeau tanks for da caaarbonn taxx Mudder Fooooooker.

Happy Neuuuu Yerrrrr!!! Boyyys are guuuna driink a few toooniiht!! Guurls gonna be in trooooble laadder!

Of alll daaa goooud tingsss ive donnne in my life, marrrinnn my couuuusin is nummmmber onnne..... Shes hot.

4 mins in to da Monday Nooner twirl and de boyz are tawlkin 'bout me not answwerin deh fone....its Breeedin seezin boyz....Im buzy...but im notta fan of dem Meats ill tell ya dat..

U fucking gutless piece of dog shit...

Hey Macklin Sr Mohawks #ProvD

@head_cougar U also realize that if you love half ice that much, that u should be pushing to utilize the other half of the ice that the parents are paying for...why not run skills and drills outta the other end of the ice? And your kids never leave the ice? Or have another team practicing?