Why even have a mute function if you turn the mic on when they speak out of turn?

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

MUTE

Healthcare as a human right you say?

Passion of the Christ 2 Resurrection Boogaloo

Actually Tupperware went >invent/patent new product >empower largely female sales force to sell product exclusively at private “Tupperware parties” >dominate market with high quality products >never update sales model amidst changes in the retail landscape >go bankrupt

Ah the Jets are a’Jetsin again

Why do the Mets have to be like this This series is gonna give me an ulcer

So who does Woody Johnson fire this week

Btw, we're going to have a 7-2 SCOTUS for the next 40 years. Any hope of any progress in civil rights or in progressive policy is completely and utterly dead.

At this rate, Trump’s gonna put Diddy in charge of the oil reserves

RIP to the base stealing goat. When I was younger my dad took me to a Newark Bears game (in an independent minor league) to watch Ricky Henderson play. He had retired from the majors but still just wanted to play for the love of the game, & yes he got on base and stole second

Leslie Knope would have loved this

Gotta feel bad for Barry, getting cast as the ugly Beatle

With this vote, Congress makes ICE the highest-funded federal law enforcement agency in history, with more money per year at its disposal over the next four years than the budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, and Bureau of Prisons combined.

Fantastic Four Skins is a great name for a punk band

There is no longer any reason to believe any numbers that come out of Trump's regime. Not on jobs, inflation, unemployment, trade, or GDP. He's cooking the books to hide the collapse. Just as he did for decades in his businesses to defraud taxpayers, lenders, and investors.

I realize now isn’t a great time to be flippant about government waste but I just don’t know if we needed the coast guard to spend 2 years figuring out if getting crushed to death while going to the bottom of the ocean criss cross applesauce aboard the USS Jigsaw was preventable

The grand contradiction of America is that they need us to keep consuming but they also do not want to pay us. They will shame you for not spending enough while simultaneously not paying you enough to spend.