Failing the 'not in my bed' test! 😆😅🤣😍😘🥰😍💜💜💜

Lola Lollipop 🍭 watching @BBC #BBCNews . Enjoying the #cruftshero and the article on vets fees!!😆😂😅💓💜💓

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary My twitter anniversary!🤣🤪🤣

So happy 😊! Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook going to meet up with Andrew Edwards tomorrow 💓. It was your BBC Radio 2 show that got us back together!! Penny x ♥️

BREAKING NEWS: Larry the Cat has defected to the Dog Party.

This is McDonald's UK !! Delivery an hour late, apparently by #Uber freezing cold. The store is 5 minutes away! Shocking 😲

What a flipping day on BBC Radio 2 ! Sun shining ✨️ 💛 I started off with Michael Ball OBE💙 bringing me to tears and some virtual dancing!😘 Then Paddy McGuinness ❤️ making me think that I should have bought those paper pants!!😊😊😊 and rounded off by my lovely lady Elaine Paige 💕

What was the year we got snowed in at Stratford upon Avon? @HughQuarshie #jeremyirons #imogenstubbs #gerardmurphy 😢 #Michaelkitchen . Plantagenets, Romeo and Juliet, a play Hugh that may or may not be Shakespeare?? And in the Swan, something that involved naughty ladies!! Xx

What the feck was #Leicester doing? #KeirStarmer needs Jonathan. The Labour Party Ireland stop surrounding yourselves with the wrong people for the job. Cross party talks aren't a bad thing. P xx

OK #chefs looking for a good dipping sauce for my coconut prawns tomorrow. Not sweet chilli! Would a lime butter go? Oh, and flour, egg, crumb order? simonrimmer Adrian Oliver is The Cornish Field Kitchen Michel Roux Jr @djmikewheeler .Lubs #YNWA . P xx 😘 ♥️

facebook.com/share/r/LSh2Gr… BBC Breakfast. We knew something was wrong with your story today. See mother faded out? P x

Dear President Donald J. Trump Virginia is ours, check the history. We'll need West Virginia and a couple of surrounding states. Sorry that you have a massive Naval base there, but we will leave you MOST of America. X Keir Starmer