My daughter Naomi...and @LoreleiKing knows her onions! x.com/LoreleiKing/st…

My daughter, Nomeski...you won't want to miss this...I have never laughed harder...🤪 x.com/naomimcdonald_…

To all my Followers on Twitter... when I said "I would like to kill all you assholes!" I meant to say "I wouldn't like to kill all you assholes!" Trust me, I feel doubly negative about all of you. Love, Mac

⚡️ “Donald Trump is seen 'In Deep' on the latest TIME magazine cover” x.com/i/moments/1032…

When the new year begins next week, President Trump will have an acting chief of staff, an acting secretary of defence, an acting attorney general and an acting EPA administrator. Given his transparent denials of collusion, what he undeniably needs most is an acting coach...

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his Wall... Trumpty's tiny hands were so small He couldn't hang on when it started to shake! His ass hit the ground like a major earthquake!

So funny! Ya gots to go, ya heah?!

Ya go & see her now, ya heah?!

#d-bag

Last Shoooooooooowwww!!! Get there by any means necessary! Donkey?

This actually could not have turned out better. I've seen it many times and have never made it to the end without crying, either from laughter or joy or because I've been touched emotionally. It's not because I'm Dad either. Others I've talked to have had the same experience. GO!

Here's all da goodies!

Absolute Douche Nozzle...

Donnie The Douche Nozzle....

My daughter, Jess plays Sarah The Cone! She fonny!

This makes me SO HAPPY! Just check out all the Stiffs trying to avoid her!

Trumplethinskin says the Super Fires in Ca. are not due to Climate Change but to "Poor Forrest Mgmt" ...so I guess all the Hurricanes in the Gulf are due to people not sweeping the Ocean Floor?

Nearly 50 unhinged tweets from the president in 2 hours.

It's like when your dog stops farting...

Trumplethinskin literally hiding in his Bunker while insisting Malania be fitted for her Eva Braun Costume...this will not end well...