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this is the funniest thing I've seen in months

Someone in California is gonna roll this out in two months and get on Forbes 30 under 30

Every critique of One Battle After Another I've read is written by insane people who think movies are real life

Southern Senators during the debate for the Civil Rights Act:

the angry nonbinary at Infinite Jest book club who started arguing that DFW is robbing his characters of their voices and autonomy

You know how if you have an accent it gets stronger when you’re talking to someone with the same accent…do you think they both slipped back into the Elvis accent when they were talking to each other?

“and when they have punished you enough, they'll serve you salmon and potato salad. Make speeches, give you a medal, and pat you on the back telling all is forgiven. Just remember: it wont be for you, it’ll be for them.”

F2

I believe him

You already know some people are going to bring on some depraved shit

Some people are just clueless lol

Do you think they have a Salieri / Mozart thing with Rizzler now? They have to right

found a fisherman in the middle of the ocean

That’s homophobic

I hope he gets the full Prometheus experience

This is so fucking funny lmaooooo