Instead of Financial Fair Play, UEFA needs to implement Financial Dumb Play cos £60M on Anthony Gordon deserves a transfer ban.

Trent checking Twitter every 5 minutes today to see if Saint-Maximin is fit to play:

People are struggling this year, I mean really struggling. So think twice before posting a picture on social media of over the top Christmas presents. Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄

Christmas sees a lot of erratic and irresponsible driving. Everybody please be extra careful on the roads. As you know lots of men drink too much alcohol and are forced to let their wives drive.

Getting ready to tackle the 5th Yorkshire pudding of the day

They just don’t make them like this anymore at this football club.

Today's best Chelsea video is Frank Lampard's reaction to winning the Champions League. Rather than celebrating with his teammates first, Frank Lampard ran straight to the Chelsea fans to celebrate instead. Super Frank is one of us 💙👏

Essien was a baller

Glad he finds it funny 😅

The pain Tottenham fans would feel if potch joins Chelsea will be priceless 🤣🤣🥲🥲

Jermaine jenas ruins every game he commentates on 😴😴

When Eden Hazard ended Spurs' title hopes in 'The Battle of the Bridge'.

That comment 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

Poch when asked about spuds

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Caicedo when he runs past Klopp on Sunday