idk if anybody else is having this problem but i so desperately want to know WHY i am so irritated all the time. like everybody annoys the shit out of me to the point where now im concerned cause im irritated beyond normal levels like omfg pls

Oh…my god

How the fuck did putting calories on menus get approved?! I don’t wanna know that the chicken burger is 1900 Cals, I also don’t wanna be told that I only need 2000 a day. And I don’t have an eating disorder.

Deciding what to wear into the office when the weathers nice is a fkin mission

Just a random reminder to book any overdue smear tests please gals 😘😘 My follow up smear has come back dodgy so progressing to the next set of tests. Don’t leave it! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I want to pause summer. It’s already going too quickly.

As a kid I wandered into my parents' bedroom, opening drawers etc. Under their bed I found handcuffs and accidentally handcuffed myself, and had to wait for my dad to get home to release me. It has only just occurred to me, 20 years later, why they were under their bed.

Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke

I cringe so bad when people put videos of their kids singing on Facebook. Soz

24/7 tired

1.23am…up watching Teletubbies

Tonight I saw a man walking round Sainsburys with a parrot in a rucksack.

no because same

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claiming immigrants are stealing your jobs but having time to riot at 2pm on a Monday is crazy btw