The sweetest sound to wake up to. #rain #perth

Can we have an agreement, please, pub landlords? If I order a pint at the bar and that pint costs over £7, can you please let me know before you pour it. Say, “this is over £7, do you still want it?”. To which I shall reply, “no, thank you”.

10 more days in April & no rain on the horizon here in Perth Our average April monthly rainfall since records were taken is 44.20mm So far we’ve had 1.20mm Street trees are dying. Our forest is collapsing. Meanwhile the Roger Cook gov is pushing for new fossil fuels!

HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.

What weighs 20kgs and has eaten 2kgs of freshly roasted smoked gammon?

Very very polite reminder: If you're struggling for what to say today, you don't need to say anything at all. I think this site makes us feel like we *need* to comment on things, but we absolutely don't.

This is brilliant. I always did love Timmy 😂

Waking up to no power is the worst 😞

Whoever does the liberal tik tok account is absolutely cooking, not enough to sway my vote but the kids love it.

American Singer Jesse Welles with a Surprise Subway Song on Pal€stine.

❌BREAKING: Spanish police have raised concerns that Tottenham fans may take flares to the stadium on 21st May. Because that’s what they wore the last time they were in a European final 👀 😂😂

Throwback Thursday: The Genius of Underworld’s dubnobasswithmyheadman decodedmagazine.com/throwback-thur…

NORTH LDN IS RED: A SHORT MOVIE 🍿 🎥 (IG/crissevieri.mov) #afc

A Ryanair Flight Attendant was fired today. Well, when I say fired, they tried, but his departure was delayed 4 times before being cancelled 5 minutes before he was supposed to go. We'll see you tomorrow then Nigel.

Nigella Lawson. An absolute babe, but what a dirty bitch 🥴

You gotta do what you gotta do

Trump: “We’re going to run Venezuela to make sure it's run properly” The country he’s supposed to be running:

It’s an exploding rectum night on here it seems. ☠️ Matt 👾 Julie D Irwin

The Onion did the reporting that most journalists are afraid to do.

National Address could have been an email