The dog when someone stops patting her for one second

White Lotus season 4 should have Margo Martindale and Ann Down playing sisters who hate each other

Remember being 20 at house parties and there’d randomly be a 39 year old and you’re like. who’s dad is that

hello

Important letter in The Times from a doctor involved in mental healthcare 👇

Mum’s TV froze and she goes ‘it’s gone Fade Mode’ a term she just made up

bf just said agnolotti is italian for ‘little anuses’ and for a few seconds I believed him

based de niro

Low key coveting thy neighbour’s house rn

Francesca Albanese modeled a way to answer this effectively even under the constraints of someone who cannot afford a soundbite denying “Israel’s right to exist”

When I play Connections I try to get the purple one first and it’s easy when you put yourselves in the shoes of someone very annoying

TGIB (thank god it’s bean)

Fascinating decor in the bathroom of this taco place

his dogs don’t look anything like the real ones. should have been fired

2025 rules. Saw a shit movie and discovered it was written and funded by the founders of a meal delivery service who also did this

I am the most efficient person at airport security. I breeze through like a gazelle. I help stack the filth-ridden trays at the end. Everyone is not only impressed but I am lauded as a hero and definitely not a huge loser

Obsessed w these videos man. The boy plays the family games over and over and over. With prizes like lone and candy and soda and sweets. Every time he gets the Chayote. Games of chance, games of skill; it’s always the Chayote. He can’t win anything else.

Picked up nephew from school and became part of the divorced dad circuit. Purse-lipped mentions of The Ex; pass-agg eye rolls. One man literally appeared out of a shrub to announce he has a weird foot thing going on. I’ve never felt so alive