My safe word is "how do you feel about kids?"

I just want to be able to walk into a bar with a Muslim and a Christian, without a sarcastic comment from the barman.

My favorite part of "Drunk in Love" is when I hear it on three different radio stations at the same time.

*hides* Vodoski someone is talking about me *walks away* RT MisterWar Records: my finishing kill move for sex is closing the browser window

Lmao @DenisNzioka RT @drunkNnaughty: We all started out as cum so you may as well swallow, because you are what you eat. *hides and runs*

RT Teenager Notes: "what are you twelve" yeah on a scale of one to ten bitch

RT Corey ⚜️: Nobody honestly wants their ex to be happy, it's all lies. Hope that bitch suffers.

RT Factbook: Abercrombie burns all it’s unsold clothing. They won’t donate because they (cont) tl.gd/n8f28h

you may think i'm a bitch but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am a bitch

I love Party Cat very much she's amazing .....perfection I just can't express how much she means to me Happy women's day:)

Gossiping releases a chemical named "Progesterone" which gets rid of stress.

Say hi to her btw "Vodoski: Emmah is waiting for her daughter to kuja, and here you are tweeting, smh @SlyMakiniah Festus Kisa"

Girls: Just because a Bro gave you a compliment doesn't mean that he's thirsty.

Pregnant women look so happy. I wonder if they know that their vagina is going to be ripped open by a little fucker.

Emperor Lupita

*breaks down your front door* I JUST SHAVED MY LEGS FEEL THEM

Just call me super glue cause shit do I get attached easily.

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’