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Finally emerged from your nest, birdbrain?

Good. I’d be worried if you were on the wrong side of things, but given the corruption of the system. . . anyway, how’s your squirrels?

. . . I think I’m better off not knowing — for your sake, this conversation never happened. You and your squirrels can stop by my lab any time. Actually — try and give me a head’s-up before you do, I don’t want any of you making a bigger mess of my things.

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Wiggles his fingers suggestively. Which hand does he want?

[ tucks hair behind her ear. ] hey, tony.

It’s always good to ask. Lightly pinning him against the wall with his flesh hand, leaning forward to brush his lips along Tony’s jawline. “Hey, handsome.”

[Bats his eyelashes.] Hey, Natasha.

Arguably, the less ideal version — you’re one of the most attractive me I’ve seen. . . and we’re all very attractive. [Mirrors her grin.] Of course — but to make sure we’re on the same page. . . wanna indulge me about it?

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⠀ ݁ ⑬ ⠀ ⠀ ⎯⎯ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐒͟𝗁𝖺𝗐𝗇 𝐂͟𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋 you know the whole hero thing is a joke, right? I mean, the way you gave up that shield — deep down, you must know it's all hypocrisy. x.com/i/events/14428…

'war criminal' is apparently my type.

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ratio

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