" 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐯𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞. 𝐍𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭. " Christopher Smith aka Peacemaker. | Lewd & Non. | FC: Can you see him? (John Cena) | Crossovers Welcome. | MDNI.

⠀ Dude… “𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧” ?! I’ve waited three years, 7 months, and 5 days for a “𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍” ? Not cool… ⠀

⠀ Uh—- DUHHH? But clearlyyy I’m the only one who cares about punctuality around here. ⠀

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⠀ I'm SOOOOO UGLYYYYYYYY. ⠀

⠀ Oh, hey other me… Sorry, don’t take that personally. I find you very good looking, please don’t ever forget that. You’re a beautiful butterfly and I love to see you flap your wings and fly. ⠀

⠀ FUN FACTS ABOUT ME: • Peacemaker is my BFF. ❤️👯‍♀️ • I’m an expert on a lot of things, so most people are pretty intimidated by my brains. 🤔🧠💪 • I ❤️ animals (including my friend Eagly.) 👓🤝🦅 • I’m always ready. ⠀

⠀ AUGH!— Okay, okayyy, you got me!! You know me too well… Of course I know I’m like your pretty little flower offering you my nectar. I’m going to tell you a secret that you can’t tell ANYONE. . . . I wanted to see if Peacemaker would respond. ⠀

⠀ That’s what I’m saying!! He said “whatever” in response to my text after three years, 7 months, and 5 days exactly. I was like okay, he’s our bff, maybe he was just feeling shy, it happens to the best of us. But then— Radio silence!!! What the heck! ⠀

╱ guys this was such a banger tweet ❤️‍🩹

⠀ Can you believe it guys? 🧜‍♂️🎄 Christmas, just a week away!!!Christmas is in a week! Woohoo!! ⠀

⠀ Ummmm, no? It’s basically a couple days away. ⠀

⠀ Listen, I get that being an emo bitch is your entire shtick— But at least have some Holiday spirit! ⠀

⠀ 100% positive. ⠀